Joke...joke...joke...lang!

IGOROT: Miss,pplita kg dugos....CASHIER:ay sori wla mn mi ana...IGOROT:unsa`y wla?kdako ana inyo buyog sa gwas unya wla????ilara ko dOh!!!!hahahaha!!!!!

Ang sapa bsag unsa kalawom,tga dughan rjd na sa itik...nkbantay ka ana???busa yw jd kalimot...bsag unsa sad kalawom sa problema nimo...pngitag ITIK....sakye....!!!!

Kung umuungol ang dOg...pngurado may taO...prO pg ang taO umuUngol....hehehehe....dOg style cgradO...gmgwa ng taO!!!!

Love Is Like A Game...Sometimes u Lost...Sometimes u Win

I know you're not the best choice & maybe i'm just plain stupid for falling in love with you,but who can fight against cupid???

iM KEEPiN MY HEAD UP iLL MAKE iT OUT ALiVE,NO MATTER HOW MUCH iT HURTS RiGHT NOW...WHEN ALL THiS PaIN COMES BACK TO YOU... DONT TURN TO ME CAUSE iLL JUST LOOK AT YOU AND SAY...KARMA...BABY, KARMA!!!!

Show people that you love me,show people that you care,but i guess you're trying to hide something that wasn't really there.

'if there are a lot of people out there .. and you say you're not like the most .. maybe because the likes of you know how to hurt and the others don't ..

He's taking your kindness for granted...like when you both are lonely, nothing wrong at all..but in the open he acts like a superstar...pretending that he don't know who you are...& that ain't love at all.

Ang Puso Nga Naman....Nakakalito!!!

tama bang isuko ang taong mahal mo dahil nalaman mo na hndi ka na niya mahal?”
well...“dat’s the best thing to do to save ur pride. But dat’s the most stupid thing if u want to save ur life!!!

GOD gives us a loving Spirit so we can be a true person,not just gifted w/a mind that can understand but w/a heart that truly cares.

Human compliments are like perfume. Smell them, enjoy them while they last. Please don’t drink them; they will poison you

“If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces"nver be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again...dats the beauty of being alive...we can always start all over again.

kUng malungKt akO aT kailanGn kO ng 1sng taOng maGpa2saYa saKn,pWdE ba kTang puntHan,aT saBhNnA..pwde kahit saglit lang......payakap naman!!!

nvr luv if ur not prepared 2 b hurt,nver start f u dnthve plans 2 finish,nver speak if u dnt mean it,most importantly Nver say“i luv u”if u dnt knOw how..

Iwas trying 2 call u kanina pa but ur phone is out of covrge area.Every tym I dialed ur # d operator kept on saying,“wag mOng pilitin nsa CR pa"!!!

Love Can Make You Smile?

I have you for ignoring my existence… for not loving me the way I wish you would but most of all, I hate you for making me say "I hate you" but in reality I was only loving you more.

I can't be the best person in this world, but I can be me. I may not be the sweetest, but I can be as I can be. I may not be the one for you, but I'll always be there for you

I often wondered if you ever think of me, or am I just another distant memory. But after all that we have been through, its just so very hard for me to give up on you

The perfect men and women of our dreams live in our fantasies; In this life, we have to settle to whoever comes close - someone not perfect, but real.

I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value our friendship. It hasn't been a long time, but what you have shown me is enough for me to treasure you for a lifetime

If you think in my mind you don't have a place, look in my eyes and see your face. And if you still wonder how much I care, open my heart and your name's there

Fren Tayo Ha?

kla q me outing tau komple2 kc eh sama2 ngllakad npksya q pro aq lng pla ang msya kc pgtingin q sa inyo npa iyak aq dhl umiiyk kau hbang dla ang kabaong q!

me mga taong mnsan lng drating sa buhay ntin mnsan mkilala at mkksama pro kdlasan pla ung mnsan na ay un hbang buhay na sa ating alaala..salamat ha..naging kaibigan kta!!!

Bilang friend mo...i hav 2 tke care of u.i shud mke sure no 1 wil harm u,coz i cnt olwez b dr 4 u...so friend,khit astig ka na konting ingat prin ha!!!

olwez pray dt god wil protect ur EYES pra mkta mo txt ko... EARS pra u cn hir d bip of d cel...HEART pra ma fil mo txt ko...HANDS pra txt mo ko 4ever!

true frens r hard 2 find kya mahirap akng hanapin..real frens r few kya in demand ako...Frens come & go...dats y I came in2 ur lyf but I promise not 2 go!

dami gagawin,di pa ko brkfast,di pa ko ligo, antok pa ako, pro txt pa rin kta kc SPECIAL ka my FREND!!!

submitted by: Junrey (coolboy143@ymail.com)

Love Is Not Fair???????

Living it up then falling back down...I loved the way you pushed me around...Smiles with tears, hurt with laughter...so much for happily ever after...

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers...turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night...

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Its better to have a broken heart and let it heal to find out what love is than to have a perfect heart and not know what love is...

It is better 2 try & fail than 2 fail w/o trying...

Quotes....quotes....quotes....

Meeting you was fate,Becoming your friend was my choice,But falling in love with you,Was out of my control.

If I had to choose between love and breathing, I would use my last breath to say I love you

A single tear falls from your eyes,but a tear falls forever inside a broken heart

I hide all the bruises I hide all the damaged thats done.But i'll show how im feeling until all the feeling has gone

You can ask what ever you want I truely only have one thing toask of you to love me forever

I don't forgive because i'm weak... i forgive because i still believe people can change.

Dont waste ur life stuck in the past...u were givin a future 4 a reason...make the best out of it.live evry moment to the fullest and never look back.

I can pretend that I don't love u anymore but I can't stop my heart from beating when I see u

Love Again?

there will c0me a p0int in y0ur life when y0u’ll get tired of chasing everyone, trying to fix everything.. It’s n0t giving up, it’s just a realizati0n that y0u d0n’t need all those y0u went after, because what y0u need are th0se wh0 st0od by y0u even if y0u never needed them...

1 day we may4get d ppl dat once came in 2 ur lives...bt u knw wat?...wen dat day cOmes..i wOnt 4get U cOz u didnt cme in 2 my lyf…“U bcame a part of it!!!

iF u niD me iM jSt aRound il B deR 2 lisTen...I wOnt demAnd..Jst teL me weN & WeR...4 aS Long as u nid...4 aS LoNg as i cAre..PromiSe…iL b der…!!!

day send so quick & tym runs so fast..wen evr knw hw things wud last but 1 thing s 4 sure dat evn widOut seeing ich odr “im jz hir..watevr cums...

Dream a dream tonight as u sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that u may keep. May all of ur dreams & wishes come true coz I cudnt find a better friend like u!

I’m glad friendship doesn’t come with price tags. For if it does, I’d never afford someone as great as you. Love u friend!!!

Love...friendship...etc...

wen things go wrong,wen sadness feels ur hart,wen tears flow in ur eyes jst olwez rmember 2 things dt im here still here...........

our gneration has dstryd d Christian virtues...Charity s now a sweeptakes...Hope s a cgarette...Grace s a g.r.o...Heaven s a motel & Trust s now a condom...oh wat a mess!!!

finding nce prsons n ds big & cmplicated world s truly a magical thing...but 4 me???...FinDing U s not only magic 8`s a blessing!!!

friendship s nt ranked bywhom we hve d longest who cme 1st or who cares d best...8`s about who came and never left...

luv cn olwez wait f ur truly inluv...a feeling n ur heart will nvr change & stand even w/ a test of tym...jz remember d measure of luv s d measure of sacrifice..

Ala Lang!!!

y cant i make u like me? y cant i make u fil d way i fil? y cannot fil ol d pain i fil? y cant i tel u wats my hart telin me? dt i'm fallen inluv w/ you!!!!

1 araw nakita mo ko kausp sya,hawak ang kamay at kayakap sya,, kla mo tinalikuran kta at pnagpalit sknya.. and d mo lam.. pagtalikod mo umiyak sya,kc ngpaalam ako at pnili ka..

isang araw pag bigla akong nawala.. dko hnahangad na maisip mo kung gaano ko kahalaga sa buhay mo.. sakin lang, sana maramdaman mo kung gaano ka kahalaga sa isang taong nawala sayo..

Kung magising ka isang arawAt maisip mong nag-iisa ka at walang kasama,Matulog kang muli… baka naiwan lang ako sa panaginip moDahil hangga’t nandito akoHindi ka nag-iisa…PANGAKO ‘YAN.

Find a person hu wants to kiss ur lips everyday,hu lifts & hugs u wen ur jealous,hu patiently kips silent wen ur mad,hu fixes ur hairjust 2 see ur face & d 1 hu wnts to hav lunch w/u,w/ his or her family...d 1 hu shares his or her drinks....w/ u hu squizzes ur hand 2gder... wen u squiz his or her & d 1 hul wnt 2 cut 1 day of work jst 2 hav a date w/ u..find sum1 hu plans & imagines his/her future w/u 5 yrs from now...& wen u find him or her...NEVER let him/her go!!!

mhal mo ba cya? bakit di mo pa sbhin? hiya k? tp0s ngaun nsasaktan ka kz di kaw ka piling nya? kw kz eh! hiya ka pa! malay mo, nun ka pa nya mahal... nhihiya lng din cya!

Jz Let U Know

proposing u is my desire,having u is my happiness, loving u is my attitude,pleasing u is my duty, missing u is my habit, kissing u is my wish,2 b wid u is my filfilment

Sometimes I text you, sometimes I don't sometimes I reply, sometimes I don't but no matter how many times is that, i'll be your friend not for sometimes but for all times

You greeted me hi I didn't reply. you gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry…

Don't be too good I might miss you, don't be too caring I might like you, don't be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all

When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you

Thru we maybe miles apart you're memories will stay in my heart. But let me tell you how I feel, I miss you so and I wish you are here

I fall for you once and I think I'm falling for you again this time its forever but this second time may mean goodbye for I know that its impossible for you to be mine

Don't turn your back to love when its already in front of you, don't drive it away from you, coz when you did, someday you'll think again, why you let love flew away when it was once next to you

Cute Text Messages

I m not Shakespeare 2 write abt U,I m not Shelley 2 Sing abt U,I m not Piccaso to Paint U,I m just yours who wants to say...I LOVE U!!!

Dont ever worry about what u r 2 me, becoz u will nvr b anything less than my world

Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty. You stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions ur name.

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips

In my life I have learnt how to smile, love, 2 be faithful, and to forgive, bt I could not learn how to stop missing u!!!!

A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling!

What are the difference between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

Katawa Lage Ka!

8s rare 2 find a prsn hu acptz u 4 hu u r & mkes u fel gud bout bein ursLf...wen i met u i sEd 2 mysLf..."mgkcnabot jd m ani oh"...linakwan lng daan...PALAHUBOG NA!!!

bhind d hills of sacrifices,lies d valley of success...within d valley lies a river of hope...undr d river u`l find..........TILAPIA,UWANG,PANSAT ug BAKI!!!

each day i pik out d bst mssg 2 snd u....ds 1 cumz frm my heart...TAKE....................BALANG KA!!!...........hehehe jOke jOkE jOKe!!!!!....jz wnt u 2 smyL......

mnsan sa dmi ng prObz gs2 kOng umyak taz 2mkbo sa malayong lugar kaso....kapoy dagan wOi labi na wy slipper kskit sa LAPA2x!!!!